NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Monday, December 14, 2015, 11:12 AM
Khloe Kardashian — is she this generation’s Julia Child or its Jayson Blair?
Clearly Khloe Kardashian is not cracked up to be a real baker.
The reality star showed off her homemade cheesecake on Instagram on Sunday, a sunken, fissured, overly glossy homemade treat in hopes of silencing critics who were outraged last week when she tried to pass off store-bought pies as her own.
“I’ll be showing you a step by step as to how to make this delicious cheesecake. Yummmm!!!!” she posted with a pic of a cheesecake with a gaping crack down the center, and pieces pinched out of the sides.
And as a pre-emptive strike against the haters, Kardashian was defensive about her amateur treat.
“Why waste your time being so negative?!?! It’s a f—ing cheesecake. Grow up,” she wrote, blaming the missing pieces on “some little munchkins” who couldn’t wait to try it.
Here’s the photo Kardashian posted on Sunday with her apparently homemade, and suitably flawed, cheesecake. Even as she praised her own talents in making “this delicious cheesecake,” she slamme critics as “ding dongs” who waste their time “being so negative.”
But many of her commenters weren’t biting. “That doesn’t look too good,” wrote user kianashanee.
Other posters with more kitchen experience were quick to offer Kardashian some baking tips — even though she’s the one with a cooking app.
These are the store-bought pies that Kardiashian claimed she made because “I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully!” Yeah, right.
“Khloe if you put a glass pan with water when you bake you won’t get the crack in the middle,” wrote Instagrammer alpacagem.
“It helps if you use room temperature ingredients, it won’t give you any cracks in the cheesecake!” added user alexx—rothh.
The “Strong Looks Better Naked” author got her just desserts last week when she lied about the Thanksgiving pumpkin, pecan and cherry pies she posted to Instagram as her own handiwork. The pies were actually purchased for $ 32 each from the Sweet Lady Jane bakery in Encino, Calif.
Khloe Kardashian tweeted a response to alligation that he bought the pies she claimed were homemade, “Petty motherf—–s! I have real shit going on in my life. Try not to choke on my nuts. You’re sucking them pretty hard.”
“The nerve. When I saw the pies on her table I thought, ‘She has to be kidding me,’” bakery owner Jane Lockhart told the Daily News. “Nobody has ever stolen our identity like that before.”
Kardashian responded to the hy-pie-crasy by posting an Instagram snap flashing her middle finger and Tweeting, “Petty motherf—ers! I have real s–t going on in my life. Try not to choke on my nuts. You’re sucking them pretty hard.”